Entries by Vishnu Parasuraman

The Miami Hurricanes Are At DEFCON 1

It’s been an arduous season for the Canes. It started with 2 losses, then an “easy” 5-game home stand that featured 2 losses and a close win against Central Michigan, followed by a brief resurgence mid-year, and then a complete and inexplicable collapse over a final 3-game stretch that included losses to FIU, Duke, and […]

Canes Collapse Under Weight of Own Ineptitude

For a program that has chronically underachieved for more than 15 years, it is difficult to categorize something as “rock bottom.” There are so many candidates: Closing out the Orange Bowl with a 48-0 loss. Getting destroyed by Cincinnati on National TV. Losing to Clemson 58-0. Dropping 7 straight to FSU. Fans of a program […]

Proud to Be a Miami Guy

In case you haven’t noticed (aka you have a life) a minor controversy is brewing in State College, PA around race. You see, an alum of Penn State named David Petersen wrote a letter to a current player Jonathan Sunderland telling Sunderland to, among other things, cut his hair. Reaction was swift. It is 2019 […]