Miami Hurricanes

Mario Cristobal Isn’t the Hurricanes’ Question, He’s the Answer

20 years of false starts, false hopes, false dawns.

The Hurricanes’ fan base has been subjected to more scandals (real or imagined) than wins of significance since Terry Porter’s egregious pass interference flag in the 2002 National Championship game forever altered the trajectory of the program.

And yet here we are, still standing. If perseverance strengthens, then the Canes are steel.

This weekend, many will make the drive north, exiting South Florida and entering whatever the rest of this state is. Whether their motivation is true belief, habit, or misplaced loyalty, the Canes’ Fans still show up.

But will the team?

Skepticism

I’m not Charlie Brown blindly swinging my leg at the football hoping that this time, for some reason, Lucy won’t pull it away. I understand that some, so weathered by years of losses, cannot conjure up the strength to rise up in hope this time.

But to them I simply say this team is not responsible for the failings of the last 20 years any more than they deserve credit for the successes of the 20 years prior to that. Each year brings with it a new opportunity to erase the vestiges of the yesterday and focus anew on the successes of tomorrow.

And so this Canes team will do just that, taking this road show to Gainesville, not just hoping for success, but having put in the work to enable success.

The Canes enter the 2024 season with the ACC’s best roster. This didn’t magically happen. Several years of roster building have put the Canes in a position to finally play the style they want to play, and more importantly, to finally overwhelm opponents.

The main reason for 20 years of false starts, false dreams, and ultimate disappointment is that the team flatly wasn’t good enough. The U on the helmet doesn’t win football games. And while the Canes might have had better players (and I do mean “might”) than some of the teams they have been losing to, there was not a significant talent gulf. The great programs outclass a majority of their opponents. Not all, but a majority. That has always has been and still remains the goal.

And the Canes have finally arrived at that talent-rich destination where they can accomplish that goal.

What About the Coaching?

Well, what about it?

Have their been some high profile missteps? Sure. Mario Cristobal has had to let go of multiple coordinators after his first year and in his second year infamously didn’t kneel the ball against Georgia Tech, which one could argue not only lost the Canes that game but also derailed the entire season.

While those are visible mistakes, there is no doubt that his overall track record prior to arriving at Miami has proven his ability to build programs. He did so at FIU and again at Oregon (check the record of those schools in the year prior to his takeover as head coach).

There is no reason for trepidation. None. It’s almost as if the entire fan base is afraid to believe for fear of disappointment.

But I ask you in what universe would the Canes having a poor season not be disappointing? To care about something is to risk disappointment. And if you’re still supporting this program no amount of pretending that the team is going to stink is going to soften the blow of losses.

So why not be optimistic instead?

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. – Helen Keller

This program was birthed in trying circumstances and has been repeatedly told what it can’t do, what it can’t achieve.

Stop worrying about what the Canes can’t do and look at what they can do.

Stop worrying about what the opponent is going to do to Miami and think about what they’re going to do their opponents.

Mario Cristobal has been building the program to reach this point, upgrading the talent, preparing it to dominate. It hasn’t always been smooth, but if you look at the roster without a negative lens, it is one of the most impressive 2-year roster rebuilds we’ve ever seen.


I do not believe in the fairy tale or magical thinking that wins will automatically arrive.

But I also do not believe in the contrary, that the program is cursed and forever destined to fail.

What I do believe in, ultimately, is the University of Miami.

It’s okay to believe, I assure you.

Give this team the opportunity they have earned through years of program building and they will make Miami proud.


Vishnu Parasuraman is a show host and writer for @FiveReasonsSports. He covers the Miami Hurricanes Football for @SixthRingCanes Miami Hurricanes Basketball for @buckets_canes , and Miami Hurricanes Baseball for @CanesOnDeck as part of the @5ReasonsCanes Network. You can follow him on twitter @vrp2003

26 replies
  1. Daniel Gonzalez
    Daniel Gonzalez says:

    The “steel” analogy resonates – it really does feel like the fanbase has been forged in the fires of disappointment. Cristobal *has* to capitalize on that loyalty; it’s a finite resource. Speaking of making sure I’m giving credit where it’s due in my own work about college football, I’ve found a free APA citation creator surprisingly helpful for keeping my sources straight.

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  2. Kelly Jones
    Kelly Jones says:

    I agree that Cristobal is the right guy for Miami. The program definitely needs stability and a consistent vision after all the recent ups and downs. Speaking of trying to read people’s minds about what’s really going on, I recently discovered this cool online game that tests how well you can interpret what others are thinking based on clues.

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  3. Steven Short
    Steven Short says:

    I agree that Cristobal is the right guy, but it’s going to take more than just one recruiting class to fix the systemic issues. The culture needs a complete overhaul, and that takes time and a lot of tough conversations. Speaking of reading people and understanding subtle cues, I recently discovered a fun online game. You should try playing Wavelength online with your friends!

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  4. Christina Erickson
    Christina Erickson says:

    That’s a good point about the fanbase still showing up despite everything. It really does say something about their dedication. Speaking of trying to figure out what people are thinking and how well you know them, I recently discovered this fun online game where you have to guess what your teammates are thinking based on clues. It’s surprisingly challenging! You should try playing Wavelength sometime – it’s free and a good way to test your mind-reading skills.

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  5. Lindsay Wong
    Lindsay Wong says:

    I agree that Cristobal *could* be the answer, but the “false dawns” line really hits home. We’ve been burned so many times. Speaking of reading people and figuring out what they’re *really* thinking, I’ve been having a blast playing this online game called Wavelength online, free with my friends. It’s all about getting on the same “wavelength” – maybe the Canes should try it!

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  6. Charles Gomez
    Charles Gomez says:

    I agree, the unwavering loyalty despite the ups and downs is a huge part of the Hurricanes’ identity. It’s almost like you need to be on the same “wavelength” as the team to truly believe. Speaking of which, if you want a fun way to test how well you understand your friends’ perspectives, try play Wavelength online. Maybe the Canes could use some team-building with it, too!

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  7. Ruben Anderson
    Ruben Anderson says:

    I agree that Cristobal *can* be the answer, but that requires patience, something Canes fans haven’t had much of lately. Speaking of reading between the lines and trying to figure out what people are REALLY thinking, I’ve been playing the Wavelength game with my family. It’s surprisingly insightful how differently we all interpret clues! Maybe Cristobal should make the team play it.

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  8. Darlene Morris
    Darlene Morris says:

    I agree that Cristobal is the answer, but only time will tell. The “false dawns” point really hits home after so many years of hoping for a return to glory. Speaking of reading people and figuring out what they’re really thinking, I’ve been having a blast playing the Wavelength guessing game online with friends. It’s all about getting on the same wavelength, which is what Cristobal needs to do with the team.

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  9. Sonia
    Sonia says:

    I agree that Cristobal’s the right guy for Miami, but it’s definitely going to take more than just one season to turn things around completely. The culture reset is huge, but the talent gap needs closing too. Speaking of reading people and figuring out what they’re thinking, I’ve been having fun with this online game where you have to guess the target on a spectrum – it’s surprisingly challenging when you’re playing with friends!

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  10. Larry
    Larry says:

    That’s a bold claim, but I can see the reasoning. The Canes definitely need someone who can build a solid foundation and stick to it, and Cristobal seems to be that guy. Speaking of needing to be on the same “wavelength,” I recently discovered you can play Wavelength online for free. Might be a fun way for fans to test how well they understand Cristobal’s vision!

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  11. Ann
    Ann says:

    That’s an interesting take. I agree that the fanbase’s dedication is undeniable, even if the on-field results have been…questionable. Speaking of trying to understand what makes people tick and predict their actions, I recently played a game that tested exactly that: online Wavelength game. It’s surprisingly insightful!

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  12. Madison
    Madison says:

    The author’s right, that fan loyalty is intense. It’s easy to see why people stick around even when things are rough. Speaking of trying to understand what motivates people, my friends and I recently had a blast playing the mind-reading game. It’s all about getting on the same wavelength! Maybe the Canes need to play that as a team exercise.

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  13. Cassandra
    Cassandra says:

    I agree that Cristobal is exactly what Miami needs right now – someone to bring stability and a no-nonsense approach. It’s easy to get caught up in the hype, but consistent leadership is key. Speaking of reading between the lines and figuring out what people are *really* thinking, it reminds me of when my friends and I tried playing the Wavelength board game online. It’s all about giving clues on a spectrum and trying to guess what your teammates are envisioning. Maybe Cristobal should use it to get inside his players’ heads!

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  14. Nathaniel
    Nathaniel says:

    I agree completely about the fan base’s resilience. It’s almost a family trait passed down at this point! Speaking of reading each other’s minds and understanding subtle cues, it’s funny how similar fandom can be to playing a mind-reading party game. You’re trying to get on the same “wavelength” as your teammates – or, in this case, the team on the field.

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  15. Justin
    Justin says:

    The point about perseverance really hits home. Being a Canes fan definitely requires a certain level of… optimism, let’s call it. Speaking of trying to read people’s minds and anticipate what’s coming, I recently discovered this cool online game where you have to give clues on a spectrum and guess where your teammates think the hidden target is. It’s surprisingly fun and good practice for gauging how others are thinking!

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  16. Karl
    Karl says:

    That’s a great point about the fans showing up no matter what. It really does come down to the team delivering on that loyalty, and that’s on Cristobal. Speaking of reading people and figuring out what they’re *really* thinking, I’ve been playing this fun online game with friends—you should try the Wavelength game sometime. Maybe Cristobal could use it as a team-building exercise to get everyone on the same page!

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  17. Jacob
    Jacob says:

    I agree that the loyalty is still there, but you’re right, the team *has* to deliver something tangible soon to keep that faith alive. It’s all about getting everyone on the same page, which is harder than it looks! Speaking of getting on the same page, I was just playing a team-based mind-reading game with some friends the other night – you’d be surprised how difficult it can be interpret someone else’s perspective even when you think you know them well.

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  18. Karla
    Karla says:

    I agree that Cristobal is exactly what Miami needs. The constant coaching changes and lack of stability have been brutal to watch as a fan. Speaking of needing to be on the same “wavelength,” my friends and I recently discovered a great online game where you have to read each other’s minds: It’s called Wavelength online, and it’s shockingly good at revealing who’s truly in sync.

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  19. David
    David says:

    I think the author’s right about the fans’ unwavering support, despite the ups and downs. It’s that belief that keeps things interesting. Speaking of trying to read people’s minds and understand what they’re *really* thinking, I recently discovered this fun online game: you should try Wavelength online with your friends.

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  20. Michael
    Michael says:

    I agree completely; the constant turnover and lack of stability have been crippling. It’s like the program’s been stuck in a perpetual rebuild for two decades. Speaking of trying to salvage old material, I recently had to pull the audio from a game highlight reel to isolate a specific play call. Turns out, it’s super easy to extract audio from video directly in your browser these days.

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  21. Angela
    Angela says:

    I agree that Cristobal is the right guy, but patience is key. The culture shift alone takes time, and expecting instant results is unrealistic. Speaking of shifting things, I was recently trying to use some images from a website but needed them in a different format; a WebP to PNG converter came in super handy for that.

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  22. Ashley
    Ashley says:

    I think the point about needing more than just talent is spot on. Miami has always had the athletes, but the discipline and coaching to mold them into a cohesive unit has been missing. Speaking of molding, I was recently helping my cousin, who’s a defensive end, track his weight gain for training. He needed to figure out kilograms into stones and I found a handy converter online. Hopefully, Cristobal can mold the Canes into champions too!

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