JESUS FUCK MOUSE IT’S HEAT SEASON! And I have one question for you: Can you feel the Heat? We should all just spend the whole day going around asking people, “Can you feel the Heat? ” And then when they’re like, “Huh? Wha?” We say it louder. “CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT???” And whenever […]
The first instinct to the news that HBO Max would be streaming a four-hour Justice League Snyder Cut was pure unadulterated WHAT THE SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE A CRAZY TRAIN OF EPICALLY BLOATED PROPORTIONS! And, for the most part, that’s still what people are expecting. It’s what we were expecting. But upon taking a […]
Dave Hyde is a sportswriter for the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. And this Dave Hyde article sucks. We’re not saying that he’s incompetent and should lose his livelihood (he’s won major awards!). What we are saying is that, like his colleagues in the South Florida sports coverage community, he tends to fall back on lazy hot […]
The Ultimate Miami Heat Playlist To Get You Ready For Game Time: Compiled By You, Heat Twitter I asked and you delivered. Put this playlist on while you read this. Then put it on repeat every game day and get ready to run through a god damn wall. LET’S FUCKING GO. The Block And The […]
Armando Salguero, an amorphous globule of spurious right wing sanctimony, dropped a statement on Sunday on Twitter that was supposedly an apology for being an unrepentant insufferable racist-apologist after he got so angry at Ryan Tannehill saying America was founded on racist ideas, his asshole puckered up so tightly it swallowed itself into another dimension […]
Dropped on Netflix this weekend while Black Lives Matter protests still rage throughout major American cities every day, Spike Lee’s Da 5 Bloods is the right movie for our times. If his previous flick, BlacKkKlansman, was a pin-prick commentary on how American politics has shaped systemic racism in this country, Da 5 Bloods is a […]
For the better part of two decades, watching the Miami Dolphins play football has been like watching old people fuck. But that might have mercifully changed after the Dolphins went and did the most un-Dolphins thing possible: They drafted the best quarterback in the 2020 class: Tua Tagovailoa (HOLY SHITROCKETS, RIGHT?). And now, after […]
As we officially head into a brand new decade, it’s time to look back at the best movies of the last ten years. The 2010s had a SHITTON of good-to-great films and, sure enough, since this list is limited to 20, we had to leave out a few. The list of movies that didn’t make […]
The following article contains major Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker spoilers. You’ve been warned. Also, why haven’t you seen the movie yet? It’s been over a week, jeez. No other movie franchise in the history of cinema makes fans lose their shit quite like Star Wars. And, with the release of the final chapter […]
If you were to take all of Quentin Tarantino’s myriad references — the classic deep-cut rock tunes, the vintage TV shows, the Dirty Dozen-style movies, Spaghetti Westerns, grindhouse cinema, martial arts flicks, dark humor, and, of course, women’s feet — you get Once Upon A Time… In Hollywood. It’s Tarantino’s love letter to L.A. and […]
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