There are a lot of truly great discussions that go down in the Five Reasons group chat that never see the light of day, which seems unfair. I mean, sure, you may get the pleasure of reading the statistical breakdowns and spider charts that make our group of misfit sports dorks special, but you miss […]
Sometimes, all the snark isn’t saved for this site. Our friend Ryan Yousefi (who goes by @Rizzmiggiz on Twitter) has compiled a list of the five types of Marlins fans, which is a challenge when you consider that Wednesday night, there didn’t seem to be five total Marlins fans at the stadium — not with […]
MIAMI — It’s been exactly a half-century since the slick Pennsylvanian by way of Alabama and Manhattan made his proclamation in this same city, a response to a heckler at a promotional dinner for Super Bowl III, a hearty promise of victory his ragtag Jets would fulfill. As guarantees go, this wasn’t exactly that. Justise […]
This Teammate of the Year thing is a cute idea. Reward someone for being there for the other guys on his team…. day after day, year after year. For his passion. For his sacrifice. But really, what are any of these other guys doing here with Udonis Haslem? Thank u for the nomination for the […]
LeBron James won’t be in the playoffs this season. But he will be in a movie theater soon. And maybe that’s what this was all about. ESPN’s Brian Windhorst, author of the forthcoming book LeBron Inc., joined the Five Reasons Sports flagship earlier this week to discuss James’ long upcoming summer… and what could potentially […]
Miami is short on bodies at several positions. Tight end doesn’t appear to be among them, after the signing of Dwayne Allen, with Mike Gesicki returning after an unspectacular rookie season, and with a few depth options. Still, our Simon Clancy (pictured above in all his English glory) of Three Yards Per Carry says they’re […]
Well, nothing happened tonight. Nothing in the standings sense, anyway. Everyone in the East’s super-soft middle lost. So even though the Heat fell 110-105 in Boston, Miami remains in 8th in the East, now with just five games remaining — including a rematch with the Celtics in Miami on Wednesday. And it doesn’t appear Josh […]
It’s April’s Fools Day, if you weren’t aware, people play practical jokes on this day. And no one is a bigger joker than Tom Brady. So today, the typically reclusive New England Patriots quarterback — and Miami Dolphins tormentor, except in Miami Gardens — sent out his first tweet. And it was a super funny […]
Are the Dolphins tanking, resetting or rebuilding? Whatever, they’re not impressing. The Las Vegas sportsbooks are starting to set their win futures, and at least one has Miami losing more than 2/3 of its games. Our Chris Kouffman of 3YardsPerCarry had a related nugget. Miami and Arizona tied with 5.0 win over/unders. Only 3 times […]
Who are you? Don’t worry, we get that a lot. Who are you? What are you? Why are you? We get it. It’s warranted. It’s understood. We didn’t exist a year ago, at least not collectively, not as the amalgam of Miami sports media misfits we are now. Five Reasons Sports? What the hell is […]
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