The Miami Dolphins are nothing if not exasperating.
They set you up just to let you down.
Every. Damn. Time.
It’s the constant in the flood of squandered opportunities amid a generation of failed seasons.
Four days after a surprising rout of the Falcons in Atlanta, the Dolphins confirmed the hint of a turnaround was a mirage in an embarrassing 28-6 flop at home in prime time Thursday against the Ravens.
Might we add, as expected?
There can be no doubt now, this latest regime under coach Mike McDaniel and general manager Chris Grier and, yes, quarterback Tua Tagovailoa, is over. Done. Kaput.
Grier was the first domino to fall with team owner Steve Ross announcing a “mutual” parting Friday morning. McDaniel will remain until the end of the season, but he’s the lamest of ducks.
Change was inevitable after to a national television audience witnessed utter disgust on the faces of Dolphins fans Thursday night. That is, except for the ones expressing their displeasure by sporting bags over their heads.
Dolphins squander many opportunities in loss to Ravens
Don’t say the Dolphins can’t beat anyone. They are masters at beating themselves.
It happened early and often Thursday night. The reaction went from gnashing of teeth to throwing hands up in despair to an increasing chorus of boos.
A lot of boos. And finally, storming for the exits early in the fourth quarter.
The maddening part was that the Dolphins, who fell to 2-7, were the better team on the field through the first half.
Miami outgained the Ravens 225 to 109 and held the ball for 19 of the opening 30 minutes — but trailed 14-6.
For the second game in a row, they showed positive signs on offense, defense and the return game. But they couldn’t get out of their own way.
Any hope that even the most optimistic Dolfans retained was swept away in a catastrophe of errors.
Here a blunder, there a stupid penalty, everywhere a mystifying mistake.
Coach Mike McDaniel summed it up in a sideline interview before the second half, saying, “You can’t play against two teams, we’ve got to play against one.”
It started with receiver Tahj Washington making his first NFL catch for first-down yardage, only to have the ball stripped from his grasp and the Ravens recover at the Miami 7. They cashed in with Lamar Jackson throwing his first of four touchdown passes, one of two to tight end Mark Andrews in the opening half.
Dolphins fail to finish scoring chances
Jackson and the Ravens offense were relatively quiet in the first half, recording only four first downs. They didn’t have to do a lot because the Dolphins were so busy sabotaging themselves.
Miami had three drives deep into Baltimore territory — reaching the 25, 17 and 13 — that netted only three points.
On one of those, McDaniel elected to go for it on fourth-and-1, only to have tackle Larry Borom false start. McDaniel was livid. He then sent in the field goal unit and Riley Patterson missed the 35-yard attempt.
Andrews was wide open for his second TD reception because two Dolphins defenders had a head-on collision while he ran past them on a crossing route.
Soon after, the Dolphins had a 36-yard completion to Jaylen Waddle called back because of a personal foul for tripping on rookie running back Ollie Gordon II. Gordon appeared to lose his footing and the pass rusher fell over him.
Bad call? Even the officiating expert said so on the broadcast.
But it paled in comparison to what the Dolphins were doing to themselves.
Late in the half, with third-and-2 at the Baltimore 13, the Dolphins elected to run with the Ravens defense stacked against the run. No gain for De’Von Achane.
On fourth down, Tagovailoa tried to throw a fade in the endzone to Achane, who was matched against much taller Kyle Hamilton, a Pro Bowl safety. Achane broke off the route and the pass sailed harmlessly away.
McDaniel explained it as “miscommunication, so to speak.”
Dolphins fans turn against team
All hope imploded imploded in the second half as Jackson took over with back-to-back touchdown passes in the third quarter.
Those were sandwiched around a Dolphins three-and-out which began with a sack of Tagaovailoa, followed by Achane thrown for a loss of 1 and Tua throwing incomplete behind Achane in the flat.
The fitting bookend to a self destructive performance came early in the fourth quarter when the Dolphins’ other receiver named Washington — Malik — had the ball stripped from his hands at the Baltimore 10.
All that remained was for the bagheads to render their verdict on the game, the season and the latest fruitless chapter in the history of a franchise that once achieved the only undefeated run to a Super Bowl championship.
By the end, fans on social media were punking Tua’s attempt to inspire his teammates in the tunnel.
“That sucks. All of that sucks,” McDaniel said afterward. “Fans enjoy winning. We have to go back to work to give them something to cheer about.”
Alas, that is somewhere over the rainbow with no yellow brick road leading there. The Dolphins’ future calls for painful rebuilding yet again.
It only gets worse next week with Josh Allen and the Big Bad Bills coming to town.
It remains to be seen who will make the trip to Spain the following week to face the Commodores. And whether they will bother to come back.
The first order of business for interim general manager Champ Kelly will be the trade deadline coming Tuesday. Whether or not wholesale housecleaning begins immediately, the remainder of the season must be used to assess who is worth retaining for the future. That should feature more playing time to young players like defensive lineman Jordan Phillips, cornerback Jason Marshall Jr., and yes, rookie quarterback Quinn Ewers.
Whoever Ross chooses to lead this next rebuilding effort will need to know what they have to work with and what they need to address. Here’s hoping the owner makes better decisions on coach and front office than he has so far in his stewardship of the franchise. He owes it to long-suffering fans.
There is no quick fix for these Dolphins. And no coming back from what transpired Thursday night.
Craig Davis has covered South Florida sports and teams, including the Dolphins, for more than four decades. Follow him on the site formerly known as Twitter @CraigDavisRuns.