All Hail the Hebrew Hammer… or Chosen Rosen

A new era of Miami Dolphins football starts Tuesday in Davie.

P.T.

That doesn’t stand for Post Traumatic, though it could.

It stands for Post Tannehill.

Ryan is in Tennessee, failing to feel pressure in the pocket, and a new sheriff is in town.

A sheriff who may celebrate the Sabbath.

Great to get back on the field and just play football #FinsUp pic.twitter.com/t519EATde9

— Josh Rosen (@josh3rosen) May 14, 2019

Tuesday, the media will get their first close-up look at Josh Rosen in a Dolphins uniform, and we will have full coverage from camp. Hopefully, he will not express his concern for protecting the environment, for fear of angering a Dolphins beat writer.

The big question for Tuesday:

Unlike Ryan Tannehill, can Chosen Rosen/Jew Brees/Hebrew Hammer PassOver 7 yards.

(sorry)

— Five Reasons Sports Network (@5ReasonsSports) May 14, 2019

Rosen is the strong favorite to be the starter this season, because he cost the Dolphins a second-round pick and because it doesn’t make much sense to start a 37-year-old like Ryan Fitzpatrick who might go on one of his weird hot streaks that cost draft spots. His new coach, Brian Flores, has welcomed him with some carefully crafted words, speaking last week about how he wants players to “want to know the why,” a trait that has been attributed to Rosen by many as a negative.

Also, Rosen has the best nickname on the team, better than even FitzMagic.

Or Chosen Rosen.

Best nickname for Josh Rosen?

— Five Reasons Sports Network (@5ReasonsSports) May 14, 2019

Well, it’s not really his nickname — it’s Ryan Braun’s — but who cares?

Let our Chris Joseph of Ballscast introduce it.

THE HEBREW HAMMER HAS ARRIVED. https://t.co/0PPStm3CgB

— Chris Joseph (@byChrisJoseph) May 14, 2019

Tuesday, at last, it’s Hammer Time.

One more option for Josh Rosen….

Early Bird… Winner.

Or nah?

— Five Reasons Sports Network (@5ReasonsSports) May 14, 2019