Marlins’ scoring problems becoming comical

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We knew it would be bad.

But this bad?

We didn’t.

The Marlins didn’t either.

Our Craig Mish of Swings and Mishes summed it up perfectly Tuesday night, after the Marlins were shut out for the eighth time in 40 games — while recording just 10 wins.

So, as I sit here watching the Marlins extend their latest scoreless streak to 19, and 20, and on and on, it provokes a few questions.

Well, not that question. If you’re wondering who that is, that’s Mish in his natural state.

These questions:

Is this the worst team in South Florida sports history?

You seem to think so.

(It was polling at about 52 percent Marlins at last check.)

Now here’s the next question:

Will they lose more games than any team in Major League history?

Entering Wednesday, they were on a pace for 40.5-121.5.

The all-time worst team was the expansion 1962 New York Mets, who went 40-120.

It’s a dead heat! Literally!

And now the all-time worst offense mark:

The Marlins entered Wednesday’s game with 103 runs, which is 2.58 runs per game.

The lowest average in history?

That’s 2.46 by the 1908 St. Louis Cardinals.

That’s 111 years.

Or longer than this rebuild may take.

Adam Gase keeps failing forward fast

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It’s been quite the soft, lucrative landing for failed quarterback whisperer Adam Gase.

The former Dolphins head coach, who created more excuses than first downs last season before his firing, snapped up a job with the New York Jets. Now he’s got a second one there, after the surprising, oddly timed firing of Mike Maccagnan.

Gase is now the interim GM.

 

While Maccagnan wasn’t popular with many Jets fans, you don’t often see the top executive of an NFL team jettisoned (sorry) after the draft.

Naturally, there are rumors of a rift and a power struggle, because Gase certainly does seem the type.

He hasn’t typically played well with others… and does not like strong personality in his players.

Maccagnan was bringing some in.

Gase has rejected those rumors.

Others aren’t so sure.

All in all, this seems a positive development for the Dolphins, considering the Jets are division rivals.

The Dolphins now seem to have a competent person in charge, one who will likely be accountable. Brian Flores has shown that in his early press conferences. He is confident, but his ego does not appear out of control.

The Jets have a guy who thinks he knows everything, and doesn’t — and now has another major responsibility he probably won’t handle well.

 

Photo by our Tony Capobianco. 

Scenes from a Miami Heat lottery party

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We didn’t win….

But we didn’t lose!

The Miami Heat had about the same chance to jump into the top 4 of Tuesday’s NBA Draft lottery as they did to drop from No. 13 to 14. And they didn’t do either. They stayed at No. 13. Which should count as a small victory for our beleaguered Five Reasons Sports Network.

But you won’t let us. So call it 0-10 for watch parties. Even so, we had a great time at Tap 42 in Midtown Miami, and will be back if they will have us. The Miami Heat Beat guys even recorded a rambling 55-minute podcast that I crashed.

You can find that here……

Here are some scenes from the party, as we filled up a back room with some overflow.

Harold Ramírez y su oportunidad de oro con los Marlins

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Harold Ramírez llegó a punta de batazos a Grandes Ligas. Esa es la realidad.

La poca fanaticada que aún sigue a los Marlins ha sufrido de una de los peores comienzos ofensivos de una alineación que se recuerden en la corta historia de esta franquicia.

Ramírez ganó el título de bateo en Doble A la temporada pasada con la sucursal de los Azulejos de Toronto, y luego fue campeón bate en Venezuela con los Leones del Caracas.

Harold Ramírez conversa con el dominicano Willy Adames, de los Rays de Tampa, antes del primer duelo de la serie entre Marlins y Rays en el Marlins Park, en el juego que marca el debut en las Grandes Ligas del colombiano Ramírez en su estadio / Foto de Alejandro Villegas

Llegó en Febrero con la oportunidad de ganarse un puesto en el roster del equipo grande, pero tuvo que volver a las menores con el pesar de que al parecer, todavía no estaba listo.

Sin embargo, su actuación con los New Orleans Baby Cakes le abrió la puerta al big show, y finalmente pudo hacer su debut en la capital del mundo: Nueva York.


Ramírez recibió el llamado como medida de urgencia de la gerencia de los Marlins para tratar de brindar algo de producción ofensiva, que ha sido un lamento en lo que va de temporada.

Si quiere deprimirse, puede leer este trabajo que hicimos al respecto:

El colombiano de Cartagena es el nuevo integrante de los Marlins de Miami. El tercer jugador de esa nacionalidad en unirse al roster activo de los Marlins, un record para los colombianos en la gran carpa.

Tuvimos la oportunidad de conversar con Harold Ramírez antes del primer duelo de la serie de dos juegos ante los Rays de Tampa.

Harold nos contó todo sobre su llamado, su debut en Grandes Ligas en Nueva York, lo que pensó al enfrentar a Jacob DeGrom, ganador del premio Cy Young de 2018, en su primer turno como grandeliga y lo que significa para Colombia la presencia de tres colombianos en el roster:

Ramírez ya se sacudió los nervios, y afirma no sentir presión, a pesar de que es bastante claro que su presencia en este nivel se debe a que puede ser productivo con el bate.

Los Marlins lo necesitan. O necesitan un bate productivo como lo ha sido Ramírez en todas las ligas que ha jugado antes de llegar a las mayores.

Creo que pocos lo colocamos en el lineup del futuro de los Marlins, pero si logra producir en esta oportunidad que está recibiendo, es probable que sea considerado para las temporadas siguientes, cuando sea el momento de competir de verdad para Miami.

 

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Latest 3 Yards Per Carry: Thrones, Howard, Twitter Q&A

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Three Yards Per Carry: episode 2.74

Simon Clancy, Chris Kouffman and Alf Arteaga dove into season eight of Game of Thrones, Xavien Howard’s record breaking contract extension and answered some Twitter questions in Monday’s episode of 3 Yards Per Carry.

The guys kicked off the podcast with a fiery debate about Game of Thrones’ latest episode and season eight, in general. The guys have been supporters of the controversial season despite backlash from fans. Chris had trouble with how Daenerys became the Mad Queen, citing the bell-tower scene where her emotions boiled into madness and the burning of Kings Landing didn’t seem satisfying enough. Despite this, Simon was fascinated with the symbolism of the final scene regarding Arya and the white horse. He believes Arya is death, and the scene is foreshadowing a final showdown between her and Dany. Expectations are high for the final episode of the series, with predictions from the guys varying from Jon Snow returning north of the wall to Bran sitting on the Throne. The guys finish the segment with a few NFL and Game of Thrones comparisons: Arya is Bill Belichick, Dany is Urban Meyer, Tyrion is Adam Gase and Cersei is Nick Saban.

The guy’s shifted gears to the Dolphins and Xavien Howard’s recently signed five-year, $75,250,000 contract. All were in agreement that the deal for the first-team All Pro cornerback was a good deal for Miami. His trajectory continues rising and if he can stay healthy, the deal could be well worth the cost in the coming years. Chris goes into Brian Flores’ coaching tactics in New England and how he can bring his matchup heavy defense to Miami with Howard as a focal point at corner.

From Howard to mail time, the guys went straight into Twitter and took questions from fans about the Dolphins future, the coaching staff and what they’re most excited about this season. Minkah Fitzpatrick, recently drafted Christian Wilkins and Howard were seen by the guys as the only locks on the defense that Miami can build around long-term. Bobby McCain was a fourth player mentioned by Alf who could flourish in a Flores’ system and could be used down the line.

The guys dove into Dave DeGuglielmo and his return to the Dolphins’ coaching staff as an offensive line analyst, where he’ll assist offensive line coach Pat Flaherty. They agreed it was a good addition to the staff, and his presence could only help Miami moving forward. They shifted to the skill positions and debated just how good this Dolphins’ wide receiving corp could become under the new offense. Albert Wilson seems like the guy with the highest ceiling for a breakout season, while DeVante Parker is given another chance to prove that he can compete at the high level he’s expected. With a rebuild brewing, the guys agreed that this offseason has them most excited for next season with a potential top-pick, around $100 million in cap space, and two picks in every round, except the first round, of next year’s draft coming Miami’s way in 2020.  

To listen to Monday’s episode, check out the link below.

https://threeyardspercarry.podbean.com/e/3ypc-got-howard-twitter-qa-episode-274/

Josh Rosen discusses overcoming the negative perception about him during his introductory news conference with the Miami Dolphins. (Craig Davis)

All Hail the Hebrew Hammer… or Chosen Rosen

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A new era of Miami Dolphins football starts Tuesday in Davie.

P.T.

That doesn’t stand for Post Traumatic, though it could.

It stands for Post Tannehill.

Ryan is in Tennessee, failing to feel pressure in the pocket, and a new sheriff is in town.

A sheriff who may celebrate the Sabbath.

Tuesday, the media will get their first close-up look at Josh Rosen in a Dolphins uniform, and we will have full coverage from camp. Hopefully, he will not express his concern for protecting the environment, for fear of angering a Dolphins beat writer.

Rosen is the strong favorite to be the starter this season, because he cost the Dolphins a second-round pick and because it doesn’t make much sense to start a 37-year-old like Ryan Fitzpatrick who might go on one of his weird hot streaks that cost draft spots. His new coach, Brian Flores, has welcomed him with some carefully crafted words, speaking last week about how he wants players to “want to know the why,” a trait that has been attributed to Rosen by many as a negative.

Also, Rosen has the best nickname on the team, better than even FitzMagic.

Or Chosen Rosen.

Well, it’s not really his nickname — it’s Ryan Braun’s — but who cares?

Let our Chris Joseph of Ballscast introduce it.

Tuesday, at last, it’s Hammer Time.

NBA Lottery Watch Party! Tuesday, 7 p.m.

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We will win one of these eventually.

It probably won’t be Tuesday night, when the Miami Heat have a 4.8 percent chance to get in the top 4 of the 2019 NBA Draft — and a 1 percent chance of the top pick, which could mean Duke forward Zion Williamson.

But we’re trying anyway.

We will hold our 11th official Five Reasons Sports watch party, this one co-sponsored with Miami Heat Beat.

This one will start at 7 p.m., at Tap 42 in Midtown Miami.

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The address is 3252 NE 1st Avenue, Miami, FL 33137.

The lottery is 8:30pm., with the start of the Western Conference Finals (Warriors vs. Blazers) after.

We will have free appetizers. You buy your own beer to drink away your sorrows, when the Heat slip from No. 13 to No. 14 simply because we are there (that happens if the Boston Celtics, via the Sacramento Kings, jump into the top 4).

To follow the event, go to….

Facebook-  Tap 42 MIAMI
Instagram – @tap42bar
twitter- @tap42bar

NBA’s Final Four followed the path Heat taking

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The Miami Heat, as currently constituted, are nowhere near the NBA’s Conference Finals.

They weren’t as good as any of the bottom four teams in the East’s playoff bracket — and none of those teams, after Victor Oladipo was injured for Indiana, were all that good.  But, at the very least, there is some validation of Miami’s recent approach, which has been to build from the middle rather than break it all down and sink to the bottom.

Toronto, Milwaukee, Portland and even Golden State rose to prominence with picks outside the top 5.

The Raptors started their rise with the drafting of DeMar DeRozan ninth overall in 2009; eventually DeRozan was flipped for Kawhi Leonard, taken 15th by San Antonio. New star Pascal Siakam was taken 27th.

The Bucks? Giannis was 15th also. Khris Middleton, scrapped by Detroit, was a second rounder. Brook Lopez went 10th to the Nets. Eric Bledsoe was 24th.

The Blazers? Their excellent backcourt came into the league at No. 6 (Dame Lillard) and No. 10 (CJ McCollum).

Then there are the Warriors. And we know it’s unfair now, as long as former No. 2 overall pick Kevin Durant is healthy. But the original base of the squad was constructed with Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green, all of whom should have been drafted higher than they were, with Curry (7) the highest.

The point is, you can build through the middle. Denver, which nearly got to the West Final, has done it as well as anyone. Philadelphia, which was a shot from the East Final, has done it the other way — but Phoenix has tried that way and its only elite player is a guy the Suns took 11th (Devin Booker). None of the other players, picked higher than the players in the posted tweet, are as good at the moment as anyone on that list.

And Miami has done well in the middle with three picks, all of which have outperformed their draft slots as compared to the other players in that draft, whether Justise Winslow at 10, or Bam Adebayo at 14, or especially Josh Richardson at 40 — Richardson has been the third most productive player in his draft so far.

So even if our Lottery Draft Party (at Tap 42 in Midtown Miami) is a spectacular failure, and Miami slips from No. 13 to No. 14 rather than moving up, it still can land a quality player. And get the narrative of team-building back in its favor.

 

Tropicana Field lights out in Yankees-Rays series finale

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Tropicana Field wanted to celebrate Mothers Day before Sunday’s game between Yankees and Rays.

Lights in the stadium went dark while Rays reliever Austin Pruitt was warming up to face the Yankees in the top of the ninth inning in the third game of the weekend series in St. Petersburg.

These are some of the videos of what happened while the lights were out. Enjoy:

Spo’s Old Rival now Coaching LeBron? Fun.

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During the battles of the Big 3 era, Erik Spoelstra tended to trade platitudes with other coaches, particularly during the playoffs.

He didn’t trade many with Frank Vogel.

Even though they came from similar backgrounds — the video room — there was little warmth. Talk to former Heat players and they’ll tell you that Spoelstra had an occasional expletive for the then-Pacers coach. And you may recall that Spoelstra — and even Pat Riley, in a statement — objected to the Pacers’ tactics against LeBron James and Dwyane Wade in particular. (None of those tactics worked, of course, as the Heat beat Indiana in three straight playoff series.)

Spoelstra did take up for Vogel a couple of times, first when there was speculation about Vogel’s job following the Heat’s win in the 2014 Eastern Conference Finals, and later when Vogel was fired by the Pacers…

Vogel moved on to Orlando, and it was a disaster, as it’s been for most coaches until Steve Clifford there. LeBron, of course, moved on as well, and now he’s moved again, to Los Angeles.

And now Vogel is his coach???

Someone he never really praised — like he praised, say, Brad Stevens or Doc Rivers — while he was with the Heat?

This doesn’t seem sustainable, given LeBron’s history but also given the presence of world class backstabber Jason Kidd, someone LeBron admires.

With Magic Johnson out, Rob Pelinka rising, Kurt Rambis contributing and now Kidd lurking behind Vogel, the Lakers situation does not seem salvageable for LeBron — unless his former Cavs GM David Griffin trades him Anthony Davis. Which Griffin is too smart to do for nothing.

Demand a trade to Miami, Bron. We left a key for you.