National Media Loses Their Minds as Miami Steps Up

It’s been 18 years since Miami won a major (at that time BCS) bowl game. And other than a minor blip in 2017, the program has largely not been in the national title conversation. Generally speaking a Renaissance of once proud programs is greeted with eager zeal. Who doesn’t want to see traditional powers rise from the depths of despair?

The problem is there is nothing traditional about Miami.

Not about about the way the program grew out of obscurity in the 1980s, not about the way it forever shaped the culture of college football, not about the diversity of its support. Miami is different, and that makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

If you were wondering if the national media had softened on Miami in their absence from the national stage, the last several weeks should have reminded you that for all of the carnival barking about Miami being irrelevant, they are always in the national consciousness.

When the Mario Cristobal rumors started, Miami fans were repeatedly told that Miami couldn’t afford him. Now, while it is true in the past that Miami was unwilling to pay coaches, they always could pay coaches. It was a choice. 

That fallacy, that Miami could not pay for coaches, lead the national media to spend a week spinning themselves into a frenzy in an attempt to discredit Miami as a worthy entity.

We’re Going to Have to Order Dramamine in Bulk

The week started with everyone making fun of Miami. “Why would Mario Cristobal leave Oregon with Nike money to come to Miami?”

Tired tropes about facilities (which have recently been upgraded) and lack of money (which the school committed to spending, finally) were trotted out.

In Miami, people were confident. I’d say say quietly confident, but we don’t do anything quietly in Miami. We understand the draw of this place, why it is special, and we’ll tell you about it.

When it became clear that the money would be there and that Cristobal would consider coming to Miami, his qualifications were attacked.

Keep in mind these are the same people that will defend the atrociousness that was Manny Diaz football. But Cristobal winning the Pac 12 twice, the Pac 12 North 3 times, and a Rose Bowl is not “that impressive.”

That “Mario isn’t good” angle was never serious and gained no traction. Oregon and Miami actively fighting over a coach is surely a sign that he is good.

Next target? The process.

The school is being mean to Manny Diaz. If they want to hire a new coach, fire the old one first. This break with decorum is now behind only Pearl Harbor and 9/11  in terms of crimes committed against this nation in the last 100 years. My favorite was this:

Gene Chizik, who has a list of moral ambiguities a mile long, and once resigned as Defensive Coordinator at UNC a week after National Signing Day, has problems with Miami’s process. Miami is dishonorable for continuing to pay Diaz while looking for a replacement. In a business where Brian Kelly lied to a recruit as he accepted the LSU job during an in-home visit, this is a bridge too far. 

Manny Diaz tapped into this line of thinking in his farewell statement. He was aggrieved here. Let’s see what Temple players have to think…

Oh yes, that’s right. He sold out Temple’s players during a comical 15-day tenure. Miami should have fired Diaz after the FIU game in 2019 for performance. But keeping him employed, under contract, while they found his replacement? While unorthodox, that is hardly the crime that it is being portrayed as.

I’m beginning to think College Football is a dirty business and all the national media lobbing moralistic grenades at Miami profit from this same business.

But after that lost steam, they went in for the kill as sports writers somehow became experts in healthcare.

Now, keep in mind the report was that Miami had made money off the UHealth system. The fact that the money going into the football program was being paid for by independent, billionaire boosters WAS IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS THE UHEALTH BLURB.

But nope, we’re going to ignore that, and the part about how those boosters were the ones funding this venture (again, in the same sentence) and not only assume that Miami was taking money out of the UHealth system to pay for the Athletic department, but that the profitability was due to gouging people during the pandemic.

Who knew the Venn Diagram between gas bag sports hot takers and for profit healthcare experts was a circle?

The reality is that UHealth has been a massive capital investment for the university which they lost money on for years. President Frenk, an actual healthcare expert instead of someone cosplaying as one to selectively channel outrage at Miami, was hired to clean that up and return it to profitability. That is finally happening now. What role did the pandemic play in this?

The University of Miami had a significant decline in its earnings in fiscal 2020, as the initial months of the Covid-19 pandemic impacted operations.

The nonprofit university in Coral Gables was among the most financially impacted schools because it operates a major health care system. Patient visits declined dramatically, and non-elective surgeries were temporarily halted during the beginning of the pandemic

Oops. In their zeal to try and make the money “dirty” they didn’t bother to, you know, learn anything factual. 

If you’re keeping up, so far we’ve got:

  1. Miami can’t afford Cristobal.
  2. Cristobal stinks anyway (unless Oregon keeps him, of course, in which case he is an amazing coach that Miami failed to get).
  3. Diaz is being mistreated because of the Canes job search.
  4. The money is nefarious because the University of Miami also runs the UHealth system.  Those healthcare workers that everyone spent the last 2 years praising for risking their health to help stem the pandemic? They’re now actually price gougers because Miami hired a football coach. We’ll be sure to pass on everyone’s disdain to the doctors at the Sylvester Cancer Center when they’re on break from saving lives.  

The reality is the reason for this pretzel-twisting, factually incorrect, bizarre attack on Miami has nothing to do with the actions. The real crime was being Miami.

M-I-A-M-I ‘Til I Die 

For better or worse, we are who we are. South Florida is an insular, polarizing community.

We know that, we embrace it. A lot of people hate us, and we revel in it.

With that said, South Florida is not closed off. As Cristobal said in his introductory press conference, “Once you’re a part of this community down here, you’re part of it forever.”

He gets it. Miami is more than just a school, it’s more than a brand. It represents not only the tri-county South Florida community, but it also represents the world, the “most culturally diverse, vibrant, energized, destination city in the world.”

It’s the school for those that don’t have a school. The school for the aggrieved. The misfit outcasts that society has deemed unworthy, dishonorable.

It’s the school for those who are always told they can’t accomplish things, that they’re getting too big for their britches, that they don’t deserve a seat at the table.

It’s the school for those that want to look up in the stands and see a fan base representing every shade of the rainbow. Where no one feels out of place.

You see this traveling through this country, the U being lifted at you, the telling nod, a “Go Canes” being exchanged between strangers. It’s like you’re part of a secret club that anyone can join, regardless of whether you went to college or not, regardless of where you call home. And it’s a club that once you join, it stays with you forever. As Jimmy Johnson so eloquently put it in Billy Corben’s fantastic 30 for 30 document “The U”:

I remember my first Super Bowl, someone asked me about my identification with the University of Miami. And I said listen, I want everyone to understand this. I was born and raised in South Texas, I went to school at the University of Arkansas and won a national championship on an undefeated team, but my home is South Florida and my school is the University of Miami.

Miami isn’t a school, it’s an ethos. 

The reason we lash out at those that try to spit on us in an attempt to diminish this school is because you are not just attacking a football program, you are attacking a community, a prideful cross-section of every race, religion, and nationality coming together in the South Florida sun to cheer on our local kids, hoping they will succeed and lift up our community.

They have in the past, and they will do so in the future, no matter how many times you tell us to temper expectations, to accept mediocrity. 

Cristobal ended his answer on what makes Miami special by talking about “the people, the people, the people.” You could see him choking up as he spoke, just as I am as a type this.

This is more than a football program, this is our people.

It’s a Canes Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand.

Vishnu Parasuraman is a contributor for @FiveReasonsSports and generally covers the Miami Hurricanes. You can follow him on twitter @vrp2003



16 replies
  1. Anthony Gorman
    Anthony Gorman says:

    I was in the Orange Bowl when the Canes won their 1st National Championship.My daughter is a U M
    Graduate and I’m a Cane Fan for life!

  2. DangerMaus
    DangerMaus says:

    Great article. And also, they hate us because they ain’t us.

    The U is hated on by the media, but the whole Sandusky thing has been forgotten? I am just waiting for something from Alabama to be blown wide open.

  3. Sully
    Sully says:

    Awesome piece bro, couldn’t have said it better myself as a U fan for 31 years and I’m from Tuscaloosa home of the tide (lower case always) and I’ll like to add that we can’t forget they attack us with officiating by allowing less talented offensive lines hold our defensive line well any offensive line really, subtle but very effective it neutralizes our aggressiveness, this U hate is real and it’s at the highest levels of the NCAA, remember they broke their own bylaws to try and sink us in that shapiro bs.. and that’s one of the main reasons I’m a CANES fan, it’s really The U against Everyone.. GO CANES🙌🏾

    • Les Schimpf
      Les Schimpf says:

      I believe what he said actually got the ball rolling. It awoke the president of UM to be embarrassed in the national spotlight. He didn’t realize that until pointed out.

  4. Danny J.
    Danny J. says:

    Greatttt piece sir!!!, I wish articles like these come out more often, not to brag or justify our self of what this city, state represent to us the people, but to remind every one what this city, this school, and this brand is, as coach MC said it, it’s family, it’s life!!! And of course, if you’re not from here you will never understand it. IT’S A CANE THING!!!!!!

  5. Alex G
    Alex G says:

    Got chills reading this.. thank you for writing it and calling out all the constant hate and spin

    Speak the truth!

    It’s a Canes thing!

  6. Cassandra Mitchell
    Cassandra Mitchell says:

    Thank you Ethan, finally we have a journalist who so eloquently able to express life in South Florida and our beloved Canes. I’m in happy tears reading your beautiful article because it’s unapologetic TRUTH. Desmond Howard was the only one on GameDay crew who conveyed what the hiring of Cristobal meant. Again thank you SIR.

  7. Joe
    Joe says:

    Awesome take on the State of Miami, Florida Hurricane football, and the south Florida community at large. Insightful and poignant. Oh. And one more notion. I became a Cane fan back in 1983, and the Canes first national championship sealed the deal. Especially outside of the Cane fan base, I PREDICATED, and knew, the Canes would SHOCK the major CFB realm in a victory over that team from someplace in the northern plains. I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Canes were faster, quicker and TOUGHER than that team from the northern plains! Peace and Love.

  8. Troy
    Troy says:

    Great article!!! I’m a die hard canes fan from Ohio. Have been since we lost to Flutie in that you know what game!!! It is a culture and a secret club. I love being apart of it!!! Go Canes!!!


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