Entries by Ethan Skolnick

So you’re saying we (Dolphins) don’t have a chance?

The Dolphins had the perfect season. And now they have the imperfect roster. So the Miami Dolphins have accomplished something remarkable already, at least if a computer simulation is to be believed. They have absolutely no chance of playing in the Super Bowl in their home stadium this February. Zero. Point zero. None. Nada. Zilch. […]

The Heat have their Hero and Herro together

The Hero and Herro. Well, this was refreshing. As the Dolphins tank away everything but their toilets at the Davie practice facility, we’re getting closer to the no-tank team in town getting rolling again. The Miami Heat open training camp on October 1st. The Dolphins will likely have lost four games by then. So it […]

Jadeveon Clowney/Miami Dolphins tracker

Jadeveon Clowney and the Miami Dolphins. You know how this works. Smoke, then fire. Right now, we’re starting to cough a bit. The Miami Dolphins have been rumored to have a strong interest in disgruntled former No. 1 overall pick (2014) Jadeveon Clowney of the Houston Texans. Clowney’s relationship with the Texans has soured over […]

Paul Finebaum calls UM a “third world program”

Paul Finebaum opened the floor again. Um, ESPN, about that no politics thing? You remember how Dan LeBatard (our Dan LeBatard, of course) got heat internally for calling out the president’s racially-charged rallies? Well, here’s the flip side of that. Here is Paul Finebaum, known SEC shill and transparent provocateur, making a racially-loaded comment about […]

The Dolphins’ best blocker on the block?

We know the Dolphins are rebuilding. They’ve loaded up on draft picks and salary cap money for next offseason, and they’re still contemplating starting Ryan Fitzpatrick over Josh Rosen, apparently, as clear a sign of tanking as any we’ve seen. So naturally, they would be looking to offload some veterans for additional draft capital. Kiko […]

Why did teams pass on Dolphins’ Preston Williams?

He goes by the unicorn. But there isn’t just a solitary reason why a player of Preston Williams’ talent was available to the Miami Dolphins after the draft. Our Chris Kouffman (@CKParrot) called this when the Dolphins signed Preston Williams, gushing over his tape. And even as Williams flashed on the Davie field, day after […]

Jarren Williams is the Hurricanes’ QB1

Well, that was suspenseful. Manny Diaz, the new coach of the Miami Hurricanes, hadn’t revealed much about the quarterback competition between holdovers Jarren Williams and N’Kosi Perry, and transfer Tate Martell. But a day before Media Day, Diaz spilled the goods. The winner is Williams, who nearly left the program last season, a couple of […]

Kenny Stills gets death threats, doesn’t back down

Preston Williams, the undrafted free agent that our Chris Kouffman (@CKParrot) told you all about on the day he signed, was the star of the Dolphins’ 34-27 win in their preseason opener. But that’s not the receiver everyone ran to first in the Dolphins locker room. That, naturally, was Kenny Stills, after the outspoken community […]