All Time Record: 155-71
Vs. Spread: 114-109
21-22 Season: 29-16
Vs. Spread: 25-20
Week 3 Record : 11-4
Vs. Spread: 10-5
Guarantee All Time: 10-7
21-22 Season: 1-2
Upset All Time: 11-5
21-22 Season: 2-1
Crazy Uncle Jeff
All Time: 21-2
21-22 Season: 5-1
Week 3: 2-0
Cleveland Browns (2-1) @ Minnesota Vikings (1-2)
Vegas Picks: CLE -2
Goldie’s Take: Browns Win 34-21
Cleveland is the real deal on both sides of the football this season, but especially on the defensive side. Their fierce pass rush landed 9 sacks last week and held the Bears to a total of 47 yards of offense. Vikings’ shaky O-Line is going to have a long day trying to contain Myles Garrett and the rest of that unit. Brownies win and cover on the road.
I GUARANTEE IT!
Upset of the Week:
Detroit Lions (0-3) @ Chicago Bears (1-2)
Vegas Picks: CHI -2.5
Goldie’s Take: Lions Win 26-24
Although 0-3, this Lions team has almost exceeded expectations in some ways. In all three of their games played so far, they have shown admirable fight against teams that are simply much more talented than they are. On the other hand, Chicago got their head handed to them last week by Cleveland, posting a total of 47 offensive yards. It’s clear that Justin Fields is not ready to start yet, and Andy Dalton doesn’t seem to be the answer either. The Bears don’t have a Quarterback. So yes, give me the Lions to UPSET Chicago in a rare road divisional win for Detroit.
Crazy Uncle Jeff’s Lock of the week: DAL -4.5
Carolina Panthers (3-0) @ Dallas Cowboys (2-1)
Vegas Picks: DAL -4.5
Goldie’s Take: Cowboys win 33-27
At 21-2 all time against the spread, Jeffy is just getting more and more confident in his pick skills. That’s why this week he’s cooking up a 3 LOCK play! The first being the Cowboys -4.5. Jeffy loves what he’s seen from the ‘Boys this season, and he’s not buying the Panthers hype. He’s betting on the Cowboys to win and cover at home. If I’ve learned anything in the past few years doing picks with my Crazy Uncle Jeff, it’s to NEVER fade the Crazy Uncle. How ‘Bout Them Cowboys!
Crazy Uncle Jeff’s Lock of the Week: KC -7
Kansas City Chiefs (1-2) @ Philadelphia Eagles (1-2)
Vegas Picks: KC -7
Goldie’s Take: Chiefs WIn 31-17
The second of Jeffy’s THREE LOCKS this week is the Chiefs at -7. The fact that the Eagles and Chiefs are two teams with the same record, is quite the anomaly. Even with these teams at 1-2, most sportsbooks are still betting on the Chiefs with the best odds to win this year’s Super Bowl. Meanwhile, the Eagles are currently in the midst of a rebuild. Crazy Uncle Jeff and I fully expect Mahomes to shine as KC puts on a show in Philly.
Crazy Uncle Jeff’s Lock of the Week: TB -7
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-1) @ New England Patriots (1-2)
Vegas Picks: TB -7
Goldie’s Take: Bucs Win 33-20
Emotions will be at an all time high in Brady’s return to the stadium that he called home for 20 years. Surely Belichick will be doing everything he can to win this one, but he just doesn’t have the pieces.It’s a statement game for both Brady and Belichick; a battle that is destined to fuel the debate between who is really responsible in New England’s for the notorious past successful legacy. Originally I had a feeling Brady would be so overwhelmed with emotion that it might affect his game, but then I remembered who I was talking about. GOAT takes care of business on an emotional Sunday night in Foxboro. Speaking of GOATs, Uncle Jeff is picking the Bucs too in his THIRD LOCK of this week
Tennessee Titans (2-1) @ New York Jets (0-3)
Vegas Picks: TEN -7
Goldie’s Take: Titans Win 23-10
It’s already been a tough season for Jets fans, as their team has posted a total of 20 points through 3 games, and it only looks like it’s going to get tougher. Zach Wilson has not been able to get it going, but what do you expect when you throw a rookie QB onto an offense with limited weapons and an iffy O-Line? Also it’s not like they have the best defense in the world either. The Titans will take care of business in New York as the Jets continue to be knee-deep in this rebuild.
Indianapolis Colts (0-3) @ Miami Dolphins (1-2)
Vegas Picks: MIA -2
Goldie’s Take: Dolphins Win 27-21
Both of these squads are desperate for a win after subpar starts to each of their seasons. Miami lost an overtime heartbreaker in Vegas last week, and the Colts just can’t seem to figure it out. Indy has had a laundry list of significant injuries, and it’s only week 3. Like most Dolphins wins, I expect this game to mostly be controlled by the defense. Also, Brissett looked much more comfortable last week after having a full week of first team reps. Another week of Brissett as QB1 in practice will give their offense some much needed continuity. Expect the Fins to get back on track with a win at home this Sunday.
Washington Football Team (1-2) @ Atlanta Falcons (1-2)
Vegas Picks: WAS -1.5
Goldie’s Take: Falcons Win 24-21
Atlanta stole a road victory last week against the Giants 17-14. Rare for Atlanta to have such a low scoring win, but it seems their defense definitely improved a bit from last season to now. Also this is a favorable matchup for Atlanta, as the No Names don’t exactly have a high powered offense. Give me Matty Ice and the Dirty Birds to get another defensive win to get back to .500. Venue call!
Houston Texans (1-2) @ Buffalo Bills (2-1)
Vegas Picks: BUF -16.5
Goldie’s Take: Bills Win 35-20
Vegas is not sugarcoating this one at all. Almost everyone expects Buffalo to stay hot and run right through the Texans. This should certainly be the case, however I’d advise staying away from betting this one. 16.5 points is just too unpredictable. Josh Allen and the Bills “circle the wagons” once again at home this Sunday to improve to 3-1.
New York Giants (0-3) @ New Orleans Saints (2-1)
Vegas Picks: NO -7.5
Goldie’s Take: Saints Win 30-20
This one was a strong contender for the Guarantee committee, as the Saints play their first game back with a full Superdome in over a year. Not only do I think the Saints are the better team, I would’ve made this pick on atmosphere alone. Daniel Jones isn’t going to be able to hear his own thoughts in the building that the city of New Orleans considers to be its heart and soul. Saints win in the dome!
Seattle Seahawks (1-2) @ San Francisco 49ers (2-1)
Vegas Picks: SAN -3
Goldie’s Take: 49ers Win 28-23
The UPSET of the week committee took a long gander at this one after the Niners loss to the Packers last week. However, after extensive research we’ve concluded that the Seahawks pass defense is going to be the death of them again. Last week Kirk Cousins had a field day with this Seattle defense, largely due to the fact that the ‘Hawks pass rush was nonexistent. They only managed to sack Cousins one time. The Niners have a better O-Line than the Vikings do, so expect Jimmy G to have plenty of time to make decisions back there. Niners win a close divisional matchup at home.
Arizona Cardinals (3-0) @ Los Angeles Rams (3-0)
Vegas Picks: LAR -4.5
Goldie’s Take: Rams Win 35-31
You could legitimately argue that the Rams have both the best offense and the best defense in the NFL. They have playmakers on both sides of the ball, and a great coaching staff to complement them. The Rams are a machine. Kyler will keep the ‘Cards in it, but give me LA to get the divisional win at home and improve to 4-0!
Pittsburgh Steelers (1-2) @ Green Bay Packers (2-1)
Vegas Picks: GB -6.5
Goldie’s Take: Packers Win 35-13
Guarantee committee took a hard look at this one as well before ultimately settling on the Browns. The Packers seem to be back after that strange week one beatdown they received, and the Steelers don’t have a quarterback. Big Ben’s arm is shot, and they’re still asking him to throw 50+ times a game. This is not a recipe for success. Unless the Steelers get a new quarterback, I don’t see them winning more than 5 games this season. Packers win in a rout!
Baltimore Ravens (2-1) @ Denver Broncos (3-0)
Vegas Picks: DEN -1
Goldie’s Take: Ravens Win 32-28
Although undefeated, the Denver Broncos are a bit of fools gold 3-0. Their opponents thus far have a combined record of 0-9 so we can’t really consider the Broncos to be “legit” quite yet. I expect the Broncos to finally be exposed this week. Lamar Jackson and the Ravens are a major step up from the competition that the Broncos have faced in the past few weeks. Denver is a solid team with a lot of promise, but they’re not quite contenders yet. Baltimore stays hot with a road win in the Mile High.
Las Vegas Raiders (3-0) @ Los Angeles Chargers (2-1)
Vegas Picks: LAC -3.5
Goldie’s Take: Chargers Win 30-27
Nothing like a good divisional matchup on MNF. Both of these teams have to be thrilled with the way their seasons have started. Raiders are 3-0 for the first time since 2002, and Chargers are coming off a huge upset of the Chiefs. This one is basically a pick ’em’ in my mind, so I’m going with the home team. Chargers in a venue call!